Jingle Bells: From Rasheed and Company

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Watch Eden Starling’s cat as he sings/meows Jingles Bells!

Barbie™ in A Christmas Carol is a heart-warming adaptation of the classic Dickens story filled with cherished Christmas carols, fabulous fashions and lots of laughs! The tale stars Barbie™ as Eden Starling™ the glamorous singing diva of a theatre in Victorian London. Along with her snooty cat, Chuzzlewit, Eden selfishly plans to make all the theatre performers stay and rehearse on Christmas Day! Not even Edens costume designer and childhood friend Catherine can talk Eden out of her self-centered tantrum. Its up to three very unusual Christmas Spirits to take Eden on a fantastical holiday journey that will open her heart to the spirit of the season and the joy of giving. Barbie™ in A Christmas Carol is a family favorite to enjoy every holiday season!

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim

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What would Christmas carols sound like if they were written by a committee? Conceived and created by World Wide Wadio www.wadio.com/xmas2008.html
Animation by our fantastically talented friends at Aerodrome.

Lyrics:

(To the tune of O Little Town of Bethlehem)

O little good King Wenceslas
O little drummer boy
The Angels we have heard on high
Bring comfort and joy
O come, all ye faithful
Angelic hosts proclaim
They never let poor Rudolph join
In any reindeer games.

(To the tune of Hark The Herald Angels Sing)

Hark the herald boughs of holly
Rest ye merry, gentlemen
Tis the season to be jolly
Calling birds and three French hens
Corncob pipe and button nose
Folks dressed up like Eskimos
Came upon a midnight clear
Most wonderful time of the year
Round yon virgin gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree!

(To the tune of Joy To The World)

Joy to the Winter Wonderland
Let bells on bobtail ring
He sees you when youre sleeping
With no crib for a bed
Good tidings of silent night
Help to make the sea-so-on bright
And may all, may all your Christmases be white!

Christmas Carols By Committee Song List/Sources

O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Good King Wenceslas
The Little Drummer Boy
Angels We Have Heard On High
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
O Come All Ye Faithful
Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Deck The Hall
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Frosty The Snowman
The Christmas Song
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Silent Night

Joy To The World
Winter Wonderland
Jingle Bells
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Away In A Manger
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Silent Night
The Christmas Song
White Christmas

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Mp3s at Pandasmash.com! Your favorite Christmas songs… played in minor key. This is what Christmas would sound like if it was the score of a horror movie. See part 2 (10 more songs) at www.pandasmash.com.

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